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firelorcl:

i scare people lots because i walk very softly and they don’t hear me enter rooms so when they turn around i’m just kind of there and their fear fuels me

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What do we say to the god of death? 

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redheadsugar:

kimchibae:

"dick is abundant and low value" i am screaming

👏👏👏

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It’s super awesome how my car insurance costs are almost exactly double what much older, much shittier drivers have to pay. Why does the fact that I’m 21 mean companies are allowed to try to rob me on a daily basis? 

— tagged as: #I have literally never been in an accident but I have to pay $1000 to stay on the road? #America is total bullshit


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"My response to the “I am not a feminist” internet phenomenon….

First of all, it’s clear you don’t know what feminism is. But I’m not going to explain it to you. You can google it. To quote an old friend, “I’m not the feminist babysitter.”

But here is what I think you should know.

You’re insulting every woman who was forcibly restrained in a jail cell with a feeding tube down her throat for your right to vote, less than 100 years ago.

You’re degrading every woman who has accessed a rape crisis center, which wouldn’t exist without the feminist movement.

You’re undermining every woman who fought to make marital rape a crime (it was legal until 1993).

You’re spitting on the legacy of every woman who fought for women to be allowed to own property (1848). For the abolition of slavery and the rise of the labor union. For the right to divorce. For women to be allowed to have access to birth control (Comstock laws). For middle and upper class women to be allowed to work outside the home (poor women have always worked outside the home). To make domestic violence a crime in the US (It is very much legal in many parts of the world). To make workplace sexual harassment a crime.

In short, you know not what you speak of. You reap the rewards of these women’s sacrifices every day of your life. When you grin with your cutsey sign about how you’re not a feminist, you ignorantly spit on the sacred struggle of the past 200 years. You bite the hand that has fed you freedom, safety, and a voice.

In short, kiss my ass, you ignorant little jerks.”

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- Libby Anne (via awelltraveledwoman)
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lunalovegouda:

When I’m trying to convince people to watch OITNB

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waakeme-up:

killergoth:

take me here on our first date

OHVMY GOD WJERE IS RHIS

waakeme-up:

killergoth:

take me here on our first date

OHVMY GOD WJERE IS RHIS

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surethatspookilyhappened:

spliffmastergeneral:

the-spooky-dick-forest:

buzzfeed:

Need some last-minute Halloween costume inspiration? Here you go. 

cosplay at its funniest

It’s funny to dress up as Muslim women and disparage another’s culture? How very classically white.

They’re…… they’re ghosts….

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frostshadowsblood:

all1sees:

americaeffyeah:

the-sailing-nation:

empyrealwolves:

crimsongaara:

elliebuzz:


This.. is the best cake EVER.

THAT’S A CAKE?

^^^

“Oh, this is a pretty cool statue - A CAKE? WHAT THE HELL?”

What evil person would want to eat this sort of cake though.
:l



Points to the Harry Potter fandom

frostshadowsblood:

all1sees:

americaeffyeah:

the-sailing-nation:

empyrealwolves:

crimsongaara:

elliebuzz:

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This.. is the best cake EVER.

THAT’S A CAKE?

^^^

“Oh, this is a pretty cool statue - A CAKE? WHAT THE HELL?”

What evil person would want to eat this sort of cake though.

:l

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Points to the Harry Potter fandom

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